But I would have a Billy Madison moment if I was a teacher. Instead of the fat, young kid, though, I'd grab the skinny girls who think they're fat (or the kids that say they can't wait to move out on their own) and cry, "Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it!"
Anyway, Chris fell down our stairs yesterday. I had to leave work to take him to the ER (yes, I pretty much just dropped him off at the ER doors and raced back to work...I only get half an hour for lunch!) His foot/ankle is pretty swollen. They said it was sprained. I had to leave work again to go pick him up since he didn't have house keys. They gave him crutches. I tied an old purse to one of his crutches so that he can carry stuff around with him. Thank God this happened while he's laid off. Hopefully it's better before he gets called back to work.
It's really slow at work tonight. I walked out to the quiet fax machines and instinctively said, "Wow, did the rapture happen? Was I left behind?" There's a story behind that. In elementary school, it was seemingly required that in Bible class you watched the series of movies starting with A Thief in the Night.
PS. They executed the people who became Christians via guillotine. I wonder if the teachers at that school know how much those movies scarred me and pretty much shaped my childhood...and fear of guillotines.
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