Nothing like working on a weekend to get my mind wandering. For some reason, I started remembering stuff from high school and right after graduation.
In HS, Katie's on-again-off-again boyfriend Timmy had a pager. At the time, it was cool to have a pager, but also, only drug dealers had them. Anyway, I used to page him with the numbers 1134, which, if you hold the pager right, says "hell." Katie hated it. But, what didn't she hate?
Then I thought about the time I was on third shift at NAC and Chris McConnell, who was in my brother's class, was our temp floor guy. We got to talking (he also used to date Katie) and decided to hang out. Katie caught wind and invited herself along. I warned her that my car's AC wasn't working and it was a heat wave (and the car had leather seats.) She ignored the warning and we picked her up. She complained the whole time about how hot it was. We stopped at McDonald's and she had someone come pick her up because she was too hot. Chris and I ended up going to another classmate's house to hang out with more school kids. Katie again caught word of it and wanted to hang out, too, but didn't want to use her gas to drive there herself (this was 2004, 2005...gas was what then? Like, nothing?) so she spent hours calling around asking for a ride. Chris and I ended up leaving because we had to go to work, and as we're driving down the lane, doesn't Katie come driving up next to us. And, she was mad that we were leaving and we didn't tell her we were going to Amy's and blah blah blah. All the while, my husband at the time calls and finds out I'm driving around with Chris and goes bonkers. I tried telling him that I've known Chris forever and he was in my brother's grade and, therefore, is like a brother to me, but the ex-asshole is an ex for a number of reasons.